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Last added: Rusty Russell accepted the belief that a Specification for Virtio can replace the missing Virtio Documentation.

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  1. vote -2.25 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
  2. vote 1.75 Rusty won't let the compiler do it wrong
  3. vote 2.8 Rusty Russell doesn't drop packets, he makes them disappear in puffs of smoke.
  4. vote 3.4 Alan Cox proves that Rusty Russell is both a particle and a wave.
  5. vote 3 Rusty Russell crosses the user-space and kernel-space divide.
  6. vote -2 Rusty Russell spawns beeps.
  7. vote 2 Rusty Russell could fight all the Cylons in the world, and make them explode with his brilliance.
  8. vote -1 After Marc Boucher's first attempt, Rusty re-wrote the mangle table, the owner match, the mark stuff, and ran around doing even cooler stuff everywhere.
  9. vote -2.6 Rusty Russell: crises are good!
  10. vote 0.75 Rusty's breath removes corrosion from all metals.

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  1. vote 4 Rusty Russel can read your email just looking at your internet cable.
  2. vote 4 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
  3. vote 3.95 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  4. vote 3.87 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  5. vote 3.86 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  6. vote 3.81 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  7. vote 3.75 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  8. vote 3.67 Rusty Russell has a small lguest
  9. vote 3.58 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  10. vote 3.57 Ali Russell (rusty's wife) has a bounty for the creator of this site

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -3.69 rusty russell sucks rocks
  2. vote -3.5 Rusty Russell has a band of online stalkers
  3. vote -3.3 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  4. vote -3.17 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
  5. vote -3 Rusty Russell requires sunglasses underground to shield himself from his own brilliance.
  6. vote -3 rusty lives near michael ison (who is the best)
  7. vote -3 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  8. vote -3 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  9. vote -2.83 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  10. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell facts, gotta get 'em all!

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