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  1. vote 3 Rusty Russell can see into the future, courtesy of the Rustyvisor
  2. vote 1 Rusty Russell moved to outside Braidwood simply to ensure that his brain didn't pick up the stupidity emanating from Canberra.
  3. vote 3.38 Rusty Russell has the "roundhouse packet", which erases all mention of Chuck Norris everywhere, including the computer the universe runs on.
  4. vote 3 Rusty Russell knows what your packets did last night.
  5. vote 3 Rusty Russell didn't set the keys on his alpha upside down, they did it out of fear.
  6. vote 0.5 Rusty Russell has never bothered with those scripts that reset your iptables after 15 minutes.
  7. vote -1.57 Rusty's ipchains are what he uses to beat Anton Blanchard with.
  8. vote 0 Rusty is the shiz
  9. vote 3.73 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  10. vote 3.47 Rusty Russell's grandmother makes him sweaters without threads.

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  1. vote 4 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
  2. vote 3.87 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  3. vote 3.86 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  4. vote 3.83 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  5. vote 3.73 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  6. vote 3.68 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  7. vote 3.58 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  8. vote 3.57 Ali Russell (rusty's wife) has a bounty for the creator of this site
  9. vote 3.56 Alan Cox proves that Rusty Russell is both a particle and a wave.
  10. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell can hear ADSL, decode it in his head, and whistle the response down the phone line. He regularly gets 10Mbit/sec.

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -3.69 rusty russell sucks rocks
  2. vote -3.5 Rusty Russell has a band of online stalkers
  3. vote -3.3 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  4. vote -3 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  5. vote -3 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  6. vote -3 rusty lives near michael ison (who is the best)
  7. vote -3 Rusty Russell requires sunglasses underground to shield himself from his own brilliance.
  8. vote -2.83 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  9. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell hates his users
  10. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell facts, gotta get 'em all!

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