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  1. vote -3 Rusty Russell has a band of online stalkers
  2. vote 0 Unlike Rusty, rustyfacts.com has little sanity checking!
  3. vote 1 Rusty Russell netfilters your thoughts.
  4. vote 3 Rusty Russell can change the Linux Australia constitution with less than 5 LA members.
  5. vote 3.22 Rusty Russell took all the vowels out of PowerPC assembly
  6. vote 0.6 Rusty Russell doesn't need a Rustyvisor.
  7. vote 0 rusty russell licks daniel hartmeier's trainers.
  8. vote 3.78 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
  9. vote 3 Rusty Russel needs only one 'L'
  10. vote 3.13 Rusty Russell does not have a beard, it's a netfilter for the face.

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  1. vote 5 Rusty seems rather lonely.
  2. vote 4.67 Rusty Russels speaks C, C++, Java, and a little English
  3. vote 4.46 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  4. vote 4.33 Rusty Russell never had a hamster.
  5. vote 4.13 Rusty Russell does not endorse or approve of this product.
  6. vote 4.09 Only Rusty Russell knows what Pinapple Buggermonkey means.
  7. vote 4 Rusty seems rather lonely.
  8. vote 4 Rusty won't let the compiler do it wrong
  9. vote 4 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  10. vote 3.91 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -5 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  2. vote -4.75 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
  3. vote -4.67 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
  4. vote -4.4 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  5. vote -4.27 rusty russell sucks rocks
  6. vote -4 The mere existence of Rusty Russell predicates the existence of this site.
  7. vote -3.75 Rusty Russell spawns beeps.
  8. vote -3.74 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  9. vote -3.25 Rusty Russell is a Rocket.
  10. vote -3 Rusty Russell is not related to linus torvalds

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