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Last added: Rusty Russels speaks C, C++, Java, and a little English

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  1. vote 1.67 Rusty Russell doesn't drop packets, he makes them disappear in puffs of smoke.
  2. vote -0.4 Trained LCA pigeons could not poo on Rusty's head.
  3. vote 1.4 Rusty Russell really resents repeating ridiculous rhethoric. Rusty's repressing raptured rollerskating.
  4. vote 4 Rusty Russell does not endorse or approve of this product.
  5. vote -2.6 Rusty Russell: crises are good!
  6. vote -1 Rusty Russell moved to outside Braidwood simply to ensure that his brain didn't pick up the stupidity emanating from Canberra.
  7. vote 3.27 Rusty Russell can hear ADSL, decode it in his head, and whistle the response down the phone line. He regularly gets 10Mbit/sec.
  8. vote 3 Rusty Russel is in denial that it's hardware hackers who get the babes
  9. vote 1.2 Rusty Russell spawns Linux conferences from his brilliance
  10. vote 0 Rusty Russell debugs python with a wii-mote.

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  1. vote 5 Rusty's facts will be at LCA (organisers are evil)
  2. vote 4.7 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  3. vote 4.67 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  4. vote 4.6 Rusty will be chest-waxed, leather-pants-wearing, Queen-singing kernel hacker at LCA2010 - all for charity!
  5. vote 4.36 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  6. vote 4.16 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  7. vote 4.09 Only Rusty Russell knows what Pinapple Buggermonkey means.
  8. vote 4 Rusty Russell does not endorse or approve of this product.
  9. vote 4 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  10. vote 3.78 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -5 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  2. vote -4.75 Rusty Russell did a keynote once
  3. vote -4.67 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
  4. vote -4.4 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  5. vote -4.21 rusty russell sucks rocks
  6. vote -4 The mere existence of Rusty Russell predicates the existence of this site.
  7. vote -3.75 Rusty Russell spawns beeps.
  8. vote -3.67 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  9. vote -3.25 Rusty Russell is a Rocket.
  10. vote -3.2 Rusty Russell is not even Drunk

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