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Last added: Rusty Russell accepted the belief that a Specification for Virtio can replace the missing Virtio Documentation.

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  1. vote 1.33 Rusty Russell doesn't actually hate threads, he just wants to keep them all for himself
  2. vote 0.5 Rusty Russelll is a Penguin Gynaecologist
  3. vote 2.63 Rusty really can use git - he just doesn't want to make you feel stupid.
  4. vote 1.25 Rusty Russell's code doesn't have bugs, they are simply features that have not yet been discovered.
  5. vote 3 Rusty Russell can see into the future, courtesy of the Rustyvisor
  6. vote 3.89 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  7. vote 2.83 Rusty Russell recieves fan mail from timecop@japan.co.jp
  8. vote 2.88 Rusty Russell doesn't need to use netfilters. Packets filter themselves in fear of Rusty Russell.
  9. vote 1.25 Rusty Russell doesn't need to RST a tcp stream, it will simply CLOSE_WAIT out of fear.
  10. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell inserts notes into your TCP stream live

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  1. vote 4 Rusty Russel can read your email just looking at your internet cable.
  2. vote 4 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
  3. vote 3.89 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  4. vote 3.87 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  5. vote 3.86 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  6. vote 3.73 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  7. vote 3.68 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  8. vote 3.58 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  9. vote 3.57 Ali Russell (rusty's wife) has a bounty for the creator of this site
  10. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell got to be a kernel hacker simply by looking good in Speedos

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  1. vote -3.69 rusty russell sucks rocks
  2. vote -3.5 Rusty Russell has a band of online stalkers
  3. vote -3.3 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  4. vote -3 rusty lives near michael ison (who is the best)
  5. vote -3 Rusty Russell requires sunglasses underground to shield himself from his own brilliance.
  6. vote -3 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  7. vote -3 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  8. vote -2.83 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  9. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell facts, gotta get 'em all!
  10. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell did a keynote once

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