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  1. vote 0 Rusty Russell debugs python with a wii-mote.
  2. vote -1 Rusty Russell re-writes Paul Fenwick's code during Paul's lightning talks.
  3. vote -2.33 Rusty Russell can prevent rustyrussellfacts.com from being setup.
  4. vote 1.67 Features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies.
  5. vote -2.5 Rusty Russell only eats at one restaurant in Melbourne
  6. vote 0.8 Rusty Russell facts in not in the first page of a google search
  7. vote 3.2 Rusty Russell doesn't use DNS, TCP sessions appear at his merest thought.
  8. vote -2.25 Rusty once retreived a whole turkey from his own buttocks, roasted and ready to eat (complete with cranberry sauce)
  9. vote -2.14 Rusty Russell is not related to linus torvalds
  10. vote 2.67 Rusty Russell doesn't patch kernels, he patches monkeys

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  1. vote 4 Rusty Russel can read your email just looking at your internet cable.
  2. vote 4 Rusty Russell can change IP Law by flushing.
  3. vote 3.89 Rusty Russell doesn't travel, he routes.
  4. vote 3.87 Rusty Russell wrote lguest to fork himself.
  5. vote 3.86 Rusty has a wig made out of of Bdales Beard
  6. vote 3.73 Rusty Russell once talked a spambot out of sending mail. It is now a well-known kernel hacker.
  7. vote 3.68 Rusty Russell still knows what your packets did last night
  8. vote 3.58 Rusty Russell is the penguin that bit Linus
  9. vote 3.57 Ali Russell (rusty's wife) has a bounty for the creator of this site
  10. vote 3.5 Rusty Russell can hear ADSL, decode it in his head, and whistle the response down the phone line. He regularly gets 10Mbit/sec.

Worst 10 facts

  1. vote -3.69 rusty russell sucks rocks
  2. vote -3.5 Rusty Russell has a band of online stalkers
  3. vote -3.3 Nothing to see here <script> alert("Rusty Russell pwns your browser"); </script>
  4. vote -3 Rusty Russell believes white chocolate and beetroot will join forces and take over the world
  5. vote -3 rusty lives near michael ison (who is the best)
  6. vote -3 Rusty Russell requires sunglasses underground to shield himself from his own brilliance.
  7. vote -3 Rusty Russell thinks of the kittens. Won't you, think of the netfilter kittens?
  8. vote -2.83 Although it is true that features on rustyrusselfacts.com don't kill puppies, features on rustyfacts.com have been known to kill entire packs of wild dogs.
  9. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell facts, gotta get 'em all!
  10. vote -2.8 Rusty Russell did a keynote once

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